equality does not mean you HAVE TO pee on the seat

I often wonder if some women are making a statement about equality when they leave pee on public toilet seats… or are they just lazy bitches. I can’t decide… maybe both? Some people – due to injury or disability – cannot hover over a wet toilet seat and are forced to clean up after said lazy bitches… not cool girls, not cool at all.
HEY LADIES equality does not mean you HAVE TO pee on the seat
If you want to make a statement about equality then lift the seat next time you squat… all we have to do now is close the wage gap!