equality does not mean you HAVE TO pee on the seat

I often wonder if some women are making a statement about equality when they leave pee on public toilet seats… or are they just lazy bitches. I can’t decide… maybe both? Some people – due to injury or disability – cannot hover over a wet toilet seat and are forced to clean up after said lazy bitches… not cool girls, not cool at all.

If you want to make a statement about equality then lift the seat next time you squat… all we have to do now is close the wage gap!